Stupid Cannon

Choose your fodder:

How to Play

The object of the game is simple: blow up as many heads as you can.

  1. Choose the number of misses you're going to allow yourself.
  2. Click the KICK BUTT button.
  3. Move your cursor over the battlefield to aim, and click to fire your STUPID CANNON.
  4. The further away the target, the longer it takes the shot to land.

Each game contains a floating bonus head that appears periodically. Hit that for extra points! Don't fret—if it's too quick for you, it won't count as a miss.

How to Complain

Think about it. You want to complain about a game called "Stupid Cannon"?

Seriously, if you've been chosen, but you prefer not to have your head roll, let us know and we'll remove it.

How to Comment

With our fun and easy Flash Game Comment Page! Kids love it!

Post your Arbitrary Number! Rag on us! Whatever!